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Probably the sickest joke I ever wrote. Abdul my next door neighbour came round crying and distraught, "My baby girl has died in her cot in the night he cried. " "Oh dear, " I said trying not to laugh, "never mind Abdul, just think of her as another virgin in paradise now for your brave soldiers. "
Kimjongreject (44) · 09-12-2025 1100Comments
Don't feel to bad Your Majesty Someone wrote on the other place and only scored 2. And when I said it in my house to a lad picking some weed up, the lightbulb above me made a loud cracking noise and thick black smoke came out of it. I said I'm never saying that again. However, I didn't say I wouldn't type it. What's the best lube fuck a kid with.... It's tears.
Gungho_ED · 09-12-2025 1851Login to comment.