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Jokes by ianwatkins
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03-12-2025 14:28
Never thought I'd see anything more ironic than a guy in a wheelchair eating a b
7
03-12-2025 16:49
My new girlfriend said I should buy her some flowers. I said why spend money
5
06-12-2025 13:17
An alien walks into a bar. He's 9 foot tall, bright green, silver suit, 28 tenta
5
04-12-2025 10:33
This Christmas tree I bought is terrible. I haven't seen this many needles on
4
04-12-2025 09:33
Spare a thought for all the people who will be homeless this Christmas. Princ
4
04-12-2025 00:11
Just got myself a second hand diver's watch. I'd have had the drowned cunt's
3
04-12-2025 10:43
When it comes to Christmas cookery shows Delia Smith pisses all over Nigella Law
3
04-12-2025 10:17
Just saw my first Christmas jumper. He leapt off the multi-storey car park.
3
03-12-2025 17:14
BBC News: King Charles welcomes German president on state visit. He said "Did
2
06-12-2025 15:46
I just finished watching "100 Greatest Sexy Moments" on Channel 4, what a load o
2
04-12-2025 09:02
Every year for Christmas my grandma buys me big black vibrating anal toys. We
2
03-12-2025 19:05
I'm glad to see King Charles hosting a state visit with Germany's president.
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03-12-2025 18:46
During the cold weather the fire service have advised not to plug electric heate
1
07-12-2025 12:35
Just went to the off-licence and the guy behind the counter wished me a Merry Ch